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Holidays 2003

Christmas Carols for Bowlers

(to the tune of Jingle Bells)

Crashing Pins Crashing Pins
Is what we want to hear.
No matter if we play to win or
Just to go Drink Beer
Hey!

Crashing Pins Crashing Pins
Is what we want to hear
No matter if we play to win or
Just to go drink beer.
Hey!

Standing on the lane
Have my ball in hand
Preparing to make a strike
Just to show I can.

I walk to make my throw
I throw the shot to thin
I turn around and try to hide
From my 5-7-10.

Oh Crashing Pins, Crashing Pins
Is what we want to hear.
No matter if we play to win or
Just to go drink Beer.
Hey

Crashing Pins, Crashing Pins
Is what we want to hear
No matter if we play to win or just to go drink beer.

(to the tune of Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer)

You know Johnny, and Louis,
And Chuck and Mike Johnson
Randy and Rich
Joel Keener and Keith Henderson.
but do recall the most famous spare shooter of all.

Bearden the Hall of Fame bowler had a shiny bowling ball.
And when he ever threw it, it would make the ten pin fall.
One of his other teammates gave “dead eye” his nick name.
They all depended on Bearden to have a chance to win the game.

Then one night during winter league
Terry came to say.
“Bearden these lanes are tight,
You should try your Deuce Tonight.”

Then how the league did cheer him
And that suited him just fine.
Bearden the Hall of Fame Bowler
Shot a two ninety-nine.

Bearden the Hall of Fame Bowler
Shot a two ninety-nine.

The Bowlers 12 Days of Christmas

On the first day of Christmas my dear wife gave to me.
A new Storm Bowling Ball.

On the second day of Christmas my dear wife gave to me
Two Lind’s Shoes
and A new Storm Bowling Ball.

On the third day of Christmas, my dear wife gave to me,
3 free games
Two Lind’s Shoes
and A new Storm Bowling Ball

On the fourth day of Christmas my dear wife gave to me,
4 ball bags
3 free game
2 Lind’s Shoes
and a new Storm Bowling Ball

On the fifth day of Christmas my dear wife gave to me,
5 Honor Score Rings
4 ball bags
3 free games
2 Lind’s Shoes
and a new Storm Bowling Ball

On the Sixth Day of Christmas my dear wife gave to me,
6 Bowling Towels
5 Honor Score Rings
4 Ball Bags
3 Free Games
2 Lind’s Shoes
and a New Storm Bowling Ball.

On the seventh day of Christmas my dear wife gave to me,
No 7 pins
6 bowling Towels
5 Honor Score Rings
4 Ball Bags
3 Free Games
2 Lind’s Shoes
and a New Storm Bowling Ball

On the 8th day of Christmas my dear wife gave to me,
8 packs of tape
no 7 pins
6 bowling towels
5 Honor Score Rings,
4 ball bags
3 Free Games
2 Lind’s Shoes
and a New Storm Bowling Ball

On the ninth day of Christmas my dear wife gave to me,
9 Bracket Wins
8 Packs of tape
no 7 pins
6 bowling towels
5 Honor Score Rings
4 ball Bags
3 Free Games
2 Lind’s Shoes
and a new Storm Bowling Ball.

On the Tenth day of Christmas, my dear wife gave to me,
10 Bowling Shirts
9 Bracket Wins
8 Packs of tape
no 7 pins
6 bowling towels
5 Honor Score Rings
4 ball Bags
3 Free Games
2 Lind’s Shoes
and a new Storm Bowling Ball.

On the Eleventh day of Christmas, my dear wife gave to me,
11 in a row plaques,
10 Bowling Shirts
9 Bracket Wins
8 Packs of tape
no 7 pins
6 bowling towels
5 Honor Score Rings
4 ball Bags
3 Free Games
2 Lind’s Shoes
and a new Storm Bowling Ball.

(Like this one isn’t Obvious!)
On the twelfth day of Christmas my dear wife gave to me,
12 Solid Strikes
11 in a row plaques,
10 Bowling Shirts
9 Bracket Wins
8 Packs of tape
no 7 pins
6 bowling towels
5 Honor Score Rings
4 ball Bags
3 Free Games
2 Lind’s Shoes
and a new Storm Bowling Ball

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays, see ya next year!!!

Don is a Birmingham bowler. If you have any story suggestions, please submit to Don at dchammer@charter.net

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